Political story

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Once upon a time...

There was a caterpillar 🐛

and it was preparing to transform, creating a chrysalis.

"Whoaaa, hold on there! You were born as a caterpillar. You crawl. That's it. That's what you are. That chrysalis is against nature, against some god or religion or something, and just plain offensive. Nexy you're gonna expect us to let you fly around, like others born with flight. You might poo 💩 in places caterpillars don't usually poo. And then expect us to respect your new identity by calling you *butterfly*! Ohhh no. Nope, nope, not on our watch. You go back to crawling or you will not be alive! Period. If you were meant to be something else, you'd have been born that way, NO EXCEPTIONS." 

And then the group eradicated all the butterflies 🦋 from the world, because obviously butterflies were not created by any god but by those evil Democrats, who obviously traved back in time and created such offensive, wretched creatures. 

Of course, butterflies were pollinators. So many types of flowers, fruits, and vegetables went extinct. But obviously those time-traveling Democrats created those species of flowers, fruits, and vegetables. And then other parts of the food chain vanished from existence. And that's all the Democrats fault! Because no god, no creator of the universe, would ever dare to make anything that can change. Butterflies are an abomination. 

In the next story, we'll learn about the serious evil of Seahorses, another creature created by time-traveling Democrats. They reproduce all wrong and mistreat the males. That species needs to be extinct. 

Make the world great again. Eradicate all the species that don't follow the rules of the one true leader. No more change in nature! No more diversity. 🍁🍂 Stop the leaves. Eliminate the science books that dare to suggest this is normal and necessary. Pinecones do not have an key ingredient in the life cycle of pine trees! Seeds do not turn into plants! 🌾 More Democratic lies!! 

(And someone go edit that part in Genesis that blames the Christian God for creating animals and trees and any nature that permits change!)

^ The above is sarcastic. 

But really, since the Republicans don't believe the LGBTQIA+ population could exist, may as well use the same reasoning for other nature. 

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