US Education

The dissolution of the US Department of Education will probably help America... 🤔🤨😐😑😑😑🫥😶‍🌫️

I'm sure the poorest children in the US will start getting the FINEST educational opportunities by September 2025. Oh yeah, it's gonna be like the prep school young Barron Trump attends, but for EVERY school in America. Right? 🤔🤨😒😬

Yeah, the Department was what held schools back. Funding is gonna flow like the Mississippi now! All universities are going to be Ivy league, because every child in America is going to be educated enough to attend Ivy league schools. Right?!?! 🤥👨‍🏫👩🏿‍🏫🧑🏻‍🏫

Sure. 

Yeah, the student loan situation could only be looking up. Heck, US secondary educational institutions will probably all be totally FREE by next year.

Right? 

🤔🫣

Sure. 

And if the United States is reclassified as an under developed nation due to the lack of education? 

😲

"Access to education and healthcare: Citizens of developed nations have access to quality healthcare and higher education." 

(We're already barely hanging on in several other requirements for "developed.") 

Yeah, that's okay. 🤬

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