(A crossover! Two Broke Girls actually starts with the number 2, not the letter T. So I'm distracting you with Sam, Dean, and the Impala.)
(Okay, you should be distracted by now. Hopefully so much that you won't even notice that Supernatural was on the CW and 2 Broke Girls was on CBS, so they never could crossover.)
Max and Caroline find a bag of trash on the way home.
"It isn't even in the dumpster! It's dumpster adjacent. That's fair game." Max says to Caroline's protests.
"There is nothing that would make me, OHMYGOD is that a Tiffany's box? I didn't think they had this shade of blue in Brooklyn."
Caroline goes home with a pair of earrings in a blue box. Max takes home a skull.
[In funny voice] "Well hello, Caroline! Yes, enjoy my earrings. As you can see, I shan't be needing them." Max says, speaking through the skull.
Sam and Dean come into the diner the next day.
"We've definitely stayed in a motel with this wallpaper," Sam says.
"Pie." Dean says.
"Welcome to The Williamsburg Diner. We're featuring delicious cupcakes from Max's homemade cupcakes. Only four dollars." Caroline hands them menus.
"Burger, fries, and pie, please," Dean says.
"Pie? Really? When there are cupcakes?"
As the guys eat, they talk about the case.
Sam reads what they know. "So this guy, Luis, dumped the body and evidence of the woman who his mother definitely didn't kill."
"Which means she did," Dean says.
"Oh, she definitely did. Which is probably why the ghost stuck around. That, and, well, would you want your bones dumped here?"
Dean makes a face. "I'm not sure I even want to take a dump here."
"Nice," Sam says sarcastically.
The guys eventually figure out that Caroline is wearing the earrings that were tossed out. Luis had told them it killed him to do it, but the old hag was never without them, and they were a dead giveaway. In case they found more than one trash bag with remains. The guys follow the girls back to their apartment.
"We'll go in the back. What am I stepping in, Sammy?"
"I think it's horsecrap."
"Why would there be horsecrap? Oh, there's a horse. What's up with these girls?"
Dean goes to pick the lock. Sam lightly taps the door, which easily opens.
"Just had to jiggle the gum wrapper."
Dean shakes his head and puts away his lockpick.
The skull is sitting in the living room, wearing a red wig. Sam and Dean exchange looks and then go to grab it.
The girls flip on the lights.
"FREEZE! Nobody touches Mrs. Garrett." Max says, holding a baseball bat. Caroline stands behind her, holding a tampon.
"FBI. We need to take this," Dean says, flashing a badge.
"No, you aren't. I met all the FBI agents when they arrested my father. Step away from the skull," Caroline yells.
The guys end up flirting with the girls. Dean and Max sleep together. Sam and Caroline stay up talking about college. Max gives Dean the skull.
"He earned it."
"You mean that was a real skull? Wait, does that mean these earrings are real too?" Caroline asks.
"She died wearing them," Sam says. "There's a chance burning her bones won't be enough. There might still be some of her on them," Sam tells her.
Caroline rips them out and throws them at him. "I can't have nice things!"
"Aww, I can think of something nice we have." Max says.
The girls ride Chestnut next to the Impala as the guys drive away.
